True Hardship Real Blues

True Hardship

Real Blues

Are No

Laughing

Inauguration 

Balls!

The Blues

Are Real 

Serious Man

In

These Tough Times

Listen 

General Motors (GM)

Is Crying 

Warning

It IS GOING 

BROKE

As It Runs Out

Of Cash

Gas Gasp!

Proud

Royal Bank of Scotland

Group Plc

Yes, Blue Chip?

RBS, Once Traded

At 600 Pence,

Closed At

Only 12.10 Pence

Today(Friday,

January 23,2009)

RBS

Scotland's Biggest

Company 

And Ranked 36

In Fortune's Global 

500 2008

May Lose

Record 28 Billion Pound

RBS Is Giving Up

70 per cent Share 
Stake

To British Government's

Nationalisation

TO SAVE IT FROM

COLLAPSE ("Royally Screwed UP")

Under

New British Government's

National 
Rescue Scheme

British Broadcasting Corporation

BBC

Is Yelling

"Woe,Woe,And Thrice Woe!"

In Newsnight's Banner

To Highlight

Why British Prime Minister

Gordon Brown

And Britain's Treasury

Are Fire-fighting

With Latest

100 Billion Pound

Bailout

As

Worst

Economic Crisis

Bites Britain Bitterly

Since 

World War II

Look Bank of England

Has Cut

Benchmark Rate

To 1.5 per cent

The Lowest

Rock Bottom Indicator

In Its History

Since Its Founding

In 1694!

British Pound

Tumbles

To 24-year Low

Against 

US Dollar

At US$1.3668

Today!

Truly Times

Are Real Hard!